Holiday Shopping Gifts

'It's strange, but ever since that star appeared I've had this overwhelming urge to go shopping.'

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Your credit cards are smoldering.'

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'I told you it would be crazy on Saturday!' - The First Christmas

Four Calling Birds - Smartphones sales boost Christmas spending.

'Finally it's October!...The smell of autumn in the air...setting up the displays to sell decorations for the Christmas retail season...!'

Seasonal shopping.

"We're getting a lot of this. . . try to avoid taking him into shops playing jingly Christmas music!"

'Black Friday and cyber Monday are behind us...Let the real shopping frenzy begin!!'

The trouble with 'Black Friday' is that it's usually followed by 'in the Red Monday'..."

While Carmen worked late in here stuffy cocina, Papi was shopping at la Tienda de Tina.

Black Friday

'Do you make lots of cash being in three shopping centres all at the same time?'

Santa's budget reform...

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"How much for you to do me Christmas shopping?"

Support your local bookstore

"You have to admire their straightforwardness."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"She's okay - she just shopped 'till she dropped."

"If you want a special gift for Christmas you have to shop early."

"Well, after a day of being thankful with my husband's parents and his siblings, I deserve a deal on s**t I don't need."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

I do the shopping, he does the dropping

inflation at Christmas

Christmas Tat on Sale Now!!

"Christmas decorations already!?"

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.

"Guys, seriously, some myrrh? Next time let's not wait till the last minute as usual to make gifts!"

"I admire your enthusiasm Roger but I think that reindeer flavoured chocolate may be a Christmas gift idea too far!"

"I am in training for the sales."