Winter Shopping Gifts

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Romance

Keeping warm.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Black Friday

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Oi to the world!

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Lion in Winter

Seasonal shopping.

'How does this one feel?'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I am in training for the sales."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'