Seasonal Shopping Gifts

Winter stock in a clothes shop during the summer.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Easter Egg Delivery

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Everything for a buck.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Black Friday

Seasonal shopping.

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I am in training for the sales."

Christmas Socks

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Jeans sale

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

inflation at Christmas

New for Fall

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

December 24th and the December 26th.