Seasonal Shopping Mugs

Winter stock in a clothes shop during the summer.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Easter Egg Delivery

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Black Friday

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Seasonal shopping.

'Shove' (at big sale).

Christmas Socks

Jeans sale

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"I am in training for the sales."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

inflation at Christmas

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

New for Fall

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

December 24th and the December 26th.

'Everything must go...manners included!'