Winter Shopping Pillows

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Romance

Keeping warm.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Oi to the world!

Black Friday

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Seasonal shopping.

'How does this one feel?'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I am in training for the sales."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

inflation at Christmas