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"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Cut Price

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Ninja bread men"

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'How very Cumbria.'

Non-Denominational Carols

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Now it fits.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Christmas Pets

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Panettone

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!