Buying Winter Clothes Pillows

Keeping warm.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Infinity scarf"

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'You'll grow into it!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'How does this one feel?'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"It's a midriff warmer."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Academia in Winter

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

A penguin wearing a hoodie

The Moth Menace.

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."