Cold Weather Gear Pillows

'Now let's pray for a short,sharp spell...'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

The Man of Thermal

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'It's a good blanket, but I can't figure out what this is for.'

"They say wind chill makes it feel like 23."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Snow flake

Romance

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Infinity scarf"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Lion in Winter

'You'll grow into it!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'How does this one feel?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Diver

"It's a midriff warmer."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition