Cold Weather Gear Gifts

'Now let's pray for a short,sharp spell...'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

The Man of Thermal

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Thank god I bought my layers."

I expected the long underwear to be warmer.

'It's a good blanket, but I can't figure out what this is for.'

"They say wind chill makes it feel like 23."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Snow flake

Romance

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

"Infinity scarf"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'How does this one feel?'

'You'll grow into it!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Lion in Winter

Diver