Warm Weather Gear Gifts

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Shoes Make The Man

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"Infinity scarf"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Frigid Cold

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'You'll grow into it!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Diver

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Sportswear Shop.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Academia in Winter

Keeping Warm

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

A penguin wearing a hoodie