Warm Weather Gear Gifts

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Shoes Make The Man

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Infinity scarf"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Frigid Cold

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'You'll grow into it!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Diver

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Sportswear Shop.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Academia in Winter

"Is the baby sideways?"

Keeping Warm

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.