Marketing Maestros Wild Bunch Pillows

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

SupermarketAwful Market.

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

"Our marketing budget has become a black hole."

Oops.

The Copywriter's Dilemma

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Man is attacked by barcodes.

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

'Mr. Watson - I think we have a strong telemarketing opportunity in our hands.'

"Why didn't I think of that?"

The perils of working from home

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

Very smart mousetraps & brands

Frans Hals Visuals.

Ad companies ignoring minorities even though they hold the buying power

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

Where Are They Now?

"We produce an inferior line of goods. That's why we're looking for a real first class marketing man."

"So it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"That's your big marketing plan?"