Market Watchdog Gifts

Sales company

Economy Crutch - 'Not to worry dear friends....I make these in a little shop in my basement.'

Chained CPI

'I've heard there's a sucker born every minute, but our sales indicate a declining birth rate.'

Wall Street In Jail

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Good boy."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Tempest in a Teapot

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Standard And P****d.

Corporate Greed.

Travel looks strong!

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

'We're counting on inflation.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

Exchange Rate.