Angelic Overseer Pillows

'Damned tourists.'

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Spring Break!

Angel Romance

'What's the pass-word?'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"I died in Buffalo."