Angelic Administrator Pillows

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"The wings are addictive."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

Minister's in/out boxes say sow and reap.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

'Damned tourists.'

I'd like to check my e-mail...

'Uh oh. Here comes the eternal revenue... I hope your taxes are in order.'

Celestial Music

'I realize that this may be carping, but I never did live long enough to enjoy my I.R.A. account.'

"I remember behavior like that being followed by fire and brimstone."