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'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

InIn by-products.

Halo Frisbee.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

After Hours Surgery.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Somehow your medical records got faxed to a complete stranger. He has no idea what's wrong with you either.'

'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

In/Out/Saved for Indefinite Period of Time Boxes

Death of the pope.

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

He had taken a roundabout route, but the paperwork continued to pursue him.

"I hate this damn thing!"

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Danger! Snake heaven.

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud