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'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

InIn by-products.

Halo Frisbee.

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

After Hours Surgery.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Somehow your medical records got faxed to a complete stranger. He has no idea what's wrong with you either.'

'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

Death of the pope.

He had taken a roundabout route, but the paperwork continued to pursue him.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"I hate this damn thing!"

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

Danger! Snake heaven.

In/Out/Saved for Indefinite Period of Time Boxes

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Heaven - Under New Management.

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

'I see my wife made it in.'

Angel changing a star lightbulb