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'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Free why-fi.”

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Spring Break!

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Football

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."