Angelic Word Player Pillows

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Death of the pope.

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Bassoonist cherub.

Social Networking in Heaven.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

'I see my wife made it in.'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'