Angelic Word Player Pillows

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Death of the pope.

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Bassoonist cherub.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Social Networking in Heaven.

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'