Angelic Tunes Aficionado Pillows

Cherub playing the cello.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Heaven and Hell

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

Death of the pope.

"Any requests?"

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Heaven - Under New Management.

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'I see my wife made it in.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

"Kids today!"

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"I miss the days of folk music."

"A sizable gratuity always helps."