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"We're getting reports that the joyful noise up here is exceeding lawful decibel levels."

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Guitars in Heaven

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Heaven and Hell

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Any requests?"

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

Movie Angel

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

'When is break time around here?'

Heaven - Under New Management.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'I see my wife made it in.'

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'