Angelic Noise Aficionado Prints

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

Heaven and Hell

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Movie Angel

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Any requests?"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Death of the pope.

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Heaven - Under New Management.

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.