Angelic Audiophile Prints

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Heaven and Hell

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Heaven

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Life on cloud 8

At the CD shop.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel