Angelic Audiophile Prints

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Heaven and Hell

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Heaven

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Arch of Triumph Save

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Life on cloud 8

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

At the CD shop.

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Cat Heaven.