Angelic Rock Fan Pillows

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Heaven Has VIP

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Any requests?"

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

Death of the pope.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Inventive Uses of Halo

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo