Angelic Rock Fan Pillows

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Guitars in Heaven

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Heavenly Take Out

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Heaven Has VIP

Death of the pope.

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"Any requests?"

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

Heaven - Under New Management.

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Angel changing a star lightbulb