Wired Wonder Prints

"I could never go wireless."

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

Man with landline phone coming out of his head.

Butterfly Woman

Wifi in Hell

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

I.T. Fear

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Caliologist

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Modern camping

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Hot Towel Web Service

Sportknitting

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

The Bluetooth Fairy.

Death Watch

Wise Cracker

Butterfly Woman

Modern day mirror.

Sara Sampaio

"I thought you meant a football pool."

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

"Does he byte?"

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

"Freudian Slip"

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Internet dating