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'Nightmare on Form Street.'

Storm in the out tray

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Organization is not rocket science!

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

A trevor of trainspotters

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

InIn by-products.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

Editor.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Macho talk from down in accounting.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"We need a better piling system."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

In/Out.

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays