Workweek Wrangler Gifts

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'Did you want me, boss?'

Do not feed the clerks.

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"I hope your day is going bad."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

Office Task Map

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Back to Work

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Someone complained to management about our long coffee breaks.'