Schedule Wrangler Gifts

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

Office Task Map

Juggling time

"Can we ask our time management consultant how to fit 18 hours work into an 8 hour work day."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

Outstanding Time Management

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

Scheduel.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."