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He was notoriously quick on the draw

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Editor.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

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'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Literary rain

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

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'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"