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"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Many happy returns!"

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I love your work!"

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Toddler restaurants

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

Crayo-Blah

Henri Matisse

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Funky Facts:Schools.

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

Preserving space heritage.

"Hi honey, how was work?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

" know a bargain when I see one!"

Witch's Brew

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

"Another miss, sir."