Crayon Collector Mugs

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Many happy returns!"

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"I love your work!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

Toddler restaurants

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Henri Matisse

Crayo-Blah

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

Preserving space heritage.

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

"Hi honey, how was work?"

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Where Jelly Beans Come From...

" know a bargain when I see one!"