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'You don't improve your chances by writing your resume in crayon.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Bad dog."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

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Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Crayons again?"

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"Hi honey, how was work?"

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

"There, that ought to hold you."

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'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'