Crayon Comrade Gifts

'You don't improve your chances by writing your resume in crayon.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Bad dog."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

"Crayons again?"

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Genius Bar

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

Crayo-Blah

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"Hi honey, how was work?"

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'