Crayon Champion Gifts

Bad eskimo child.

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"I love your work!"

The Perfect Cannonball

Not much money, glory, or praise

An angry barbecue.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

"Crayons again?"

Crayo-Blah

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Funky Facts:Schools.

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

"Hi honey, how was work?"

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

First Day of School

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"