Crayon Champion Gifts

Bad eskimo child.

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

The Perfect Cannonball

"I love your work!"

Not much money, glory, or praise

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

Toddler restaurants

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Crayo-Blah

"Crayons again?"

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

Funky Facts:Schools.

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"Hi honey, how was work?"

Where Jelly Beans Come From...

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."