Cannonball Champion Gifts

The Perfect Cannonball

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Snowman

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."

Hitting a Brick Wall.

Battle.

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

Light Artillery

'Closer... closer...'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'Say hello to your mother...'

Mr. Popularity.

Bad eskimo child.

Heating costs.

Early starter gun development

"The idea of swamping the canoe is to practice un-swamping it."

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

'Look at that jump,like he was shot out of a cannon.'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Diving Cannon