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'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

Playing Fetch.

"Bad dog."

Crocodile

Police Cow!

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Crocodile Shoes

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Steve Irwin.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Gator Painter.

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Cunning Crocodile.

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

Filming the Crocodile.

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'