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'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

Playing Fetch.

"Bad dog."

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Police Cow!

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Gator Painter.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Cunning Crocodile.

Filming the Crocodile.

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'