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Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Gator Painter.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Danth battle?

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Snake Eyes

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'