Crocodiles Gifts

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Gator Painter.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Crocodile

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Snake Eyes

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Danth battle?

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'