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Eggbert, on the advice of his doctor, starts slowly on his exercise program by pumping balloons.

A girl with a dog and balloons

A balloon that says 'Dad'

The Baby Walker

So you're a mocking bird...

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

Going to the pub with kids...

I hate these flying fish

"I handle chatty people for him."

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

Zoom Rodeos

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'Can you make this one disappear?'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'Since your offense was only a misdemeanor, our firing squad will pummel you with water balloons instead.'