Balloon Wrangler Gifts

Eggbert, on the advice of his doctor, starts slowly on his exercise program by pumping balloons.

A girl with a dog and balloons

A balloon that says 'Dad'

The Baby Walker

So you're a mocking bird...

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

Going to the pub with kids...

I hate these flying fish

"I handle chatty people for him."

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

If your question concerns your golf ball, the answer is yes, I know where it is.

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Zoom Rodeos

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

'It's pouring down rain. . . why don't we go school shopping. . . It would save your mom some trouble if I took you.'

'Can you make this one disappear?'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Christo's greatest challenge.