Water Balloon Warrior Gifts

'Since your offense was only a misdemeanor, our firing squad will pummel you with water balloons instead.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Easter Egg Delivery

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

Windmill

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Ski Surfing

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"I'm addicted to water."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Diver

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'