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'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

So you're a mocking bird...

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Beware of balloon dog.

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Balloon dog training

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

A child and his dog

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Bad dog!"

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Clown walking his balloon dog.

Show Jumping Tantrums

Naughty Puppy Dog.