Balloon Animal Wrangler Mugs

No caption. (A clown displays heads of balloon animals on the wall as hunting trophies).

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

So you're a mocking bird...

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Beware of balloon dog.

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Balloon dog training

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

A child and his dog

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Water Balloon Animals.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Bad dog!"

Clown walking his balloon dog.

Show Jumping Tantrums

"It's time to end the suffering."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'