Animal Balloonists T-Shirts

"I'm sorry - he has to be put down."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Green Balloon

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Balloon drip.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Balloon dog poos.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Birthday Racing Car

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Beware of balloon dog.

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Clown walks balloon dog

Valentines Balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Balloon dog training

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Clown's In and Out Trays.

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"Bad dog!"

Knights

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."