Balloon Animal Lovers T-Shirts

"Bad art! Bad!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Balloon Kids

Green Balloon

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

Kids with Fish Balloons

Happy Days Are Here Again

GCSEs

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

Hot Air Balloon

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'Send in the Clones.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Birthday Racing Car

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

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