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Clown Angioplasty.

"It's just bloating."

The rare and elusive balloon whale.

"Things didn't work out so well when I tried to dissect a balloon animal."

"Doc, I'm gonna stay until the very end."

Balloon animal at the vet's...

"She was a rescue."

"There's something we need to talk about."

Balloon Dog love

'We're giving Junior a puppy for his birthday. Beepo's finishing it up now.'

Let's get some air! (drunk dog dance party)

'Radio the tower we've been through some very weird crosswinds.'

Wiener Dog Balloon Animal.

'We are not buying a purebred as long as there are so many homeless dogs down at the balloon Animal Shelter.'

"Get down. You know you're not allowed on the furniture." (Kids entertainer shouting at balloon dog on inflatable chair)

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

Beware of balloon dog.

Balloon dog fouling path,

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Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

At home with Horny the Clown

"Bad dog!"

"I got a 'puffer fish'."

Football Fans

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Green Balloon

Balloon Kids

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

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