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"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

"Fall prevention!"

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'I see we went with the lowest bidder for an aerial photo contract.'

Scaring the hunter.

'I don't care if it is a worthy cause, next time make an appointment.'

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

Balloon Animal Vaccinations

Helium (tanker truck)

Mother with her child on a helium balloon.

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

Important balloons, $30.

Happy Birthday!

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

Picture of a balloon floting in the air.

"Today, my discussion will be about The Big Bang Theory."

'Hurry with the balloons. We must get a more festive atmosphere.'

"Oh yes! Clearly another case of malnutrition."

Hot air balloons avoiding balloon in the shape of a cactus

'The party finished early, our teacher had a nervous breakdown.'

A clown walks into his living room and sees a balloon animal scratching up the furniture

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

'John's ,um wouldn't have heard if I had said please and thank you - she was too busy shouting for help.'

Ballons Holding Up Breasts.

Steve, wanting his children to understand life's ups and downs, had their balloons filled with Xenon.

"The markup isn't great, but think of the sales per square foot of floor space we get with this item!"

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Kids holding balloons,buddist monk

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Man blows up balloon and head explodes.

'It won't help.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"Once again, your stupid dog bit off the the valve on the tire of my car!"