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With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

Deflated friend

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

In search of the elusive balloon whale.

Strategies that will always work

'Am I mistaken, or did you arrange this for my birthday once before?'

Pop.

'You may have had a bigger bouncy castle at your party, Chloe, but did you parents lay on a display by the Red Arrows?'

Balloons vs. Rockets

Elephant blowing up balloons

Santa in a Reindeer Hot Air Balloon.

Balloons!

'Son, your mother and I don't even recognize you anymore. You've become some sort of twisted animal.'

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

Novelty Balloons: Customer services.

"When did you get a pet?"

"I think that new dog food gives him gas!"

GCSEs

"Can we get balloons for mom?"

Award ceremony for balloons

"When is it ever the right time to ask for a divorce?"

"FREEDOM!!!"

The Portuguese Balloon O' War.

As the balloon drifted at 1,000 feet, Chuck suddenly realized his folly at having eaten three bran muffins that morning.

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

Now I have two types of free-floating anxiety!

Yeah, but what a way to go. Pssshhhh.

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"No thanks. Balloons are really just storage units for bad breath."

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."