Quirky Reptile Wrangler Gifts

'And you can't remember why you tied a knot in your snake?'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What did you download at school today?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Cow Pilot.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Dissectum Paniculata

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Fish don't like worms.

Automation of Security

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

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