Turtle Watching Gifts

You didn't miss anything – The same guy's still battimg.

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Spiro & Pusho and the terrapin

'Don't worry about it Bob: 130 is the new 100...'

"Stop touching me Steve!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

Swan Fairy Tales

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Speed Dating for Turtles

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Bears catching fish

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

TSA Noah

"I think we may be related!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over