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"It makes me realize how small you are."

Life is for the birds.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Painting clouds

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Butterflies

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Vegetarian Birds

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

SPOONING CACTI

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'